Brave Fashion Journalist Declares “All Opinions Are My Own” on Twitter

In what is being hailed as a bold act of courage in online journalism, a fashion writer took to Twitter to announce—loudly and proudly—that all their hot takes are, in fact, their own. From critiques of clashing plaid to commentary on satin scrunchies, the journalist’s feed had been radical, controversial… and entirely forgettable. “Yes, these are my opinions,” they tweeted, prompting at least three people to reconsider their life choices and everyone else to scroll past with the intensity of a slow clap.