Luxury Skincare Can’t Undo a Decade of Questionable Life Choices, Studies Show

After 10 years of late-night pizza binges, sunscreen negligence, and the occasional crying-in-the-mirror session, it turns out your $450 moisturizer isn’t the magical elixir you thought it was. Dermatologists and self-proclaimed luxury skincare gurus alike confirm that no amount of hyaluronic acid, gold-infused serums, or jade rollers can erase a decade of questionable habits—and yet, here we are, still clicking “Add to Cart.”